Oh dear. Some women were not made for this world. And by this world I mean the one we're living in now in the middle of Massachusetts, in the middle of winter and snow and freezing cold and dripping noses and waterproof boots, in the middle of interstates and road rage and bills and mortgages and 5-day workweeks.
No, some women (and I yes am talking about one woman in particular here) were made for the coast of Maine in the summer. With views of the bay and bright sunshine reflecting off the water and fresh breezes and flip flops and zero responsibility and her own boat! So this room's for Jen. A bedroom for her home here to transport her to Castine, when it all gets to be too much, which is, let's face it, pretty much always!